May 2012
18 posts
“She went to Yale or Harvard or something. Big deal. She was a mess.”
—H (via sendthisasajpegorwhatever)
i like you all better when im not sober
to all the girls who just "don't get along with other girls"
it’s probably because people don’t like you in general. and the only reason guys are around is cause they’re hoping to touch your tits.
I remember in sixth grade at Catholic school one of the priests told a story from the bible and was like “and that is why homosexuality is a sin” and I was just sitting there like omg Jesus and Judas I ship it they’re star crossed lovers
you always think that graduating college would be like yeah, duh, easy
and then it’s less than a week from graduation and YOU’RE STILL UNSURE WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY WILL
When I go to a five-story club
The first time:
By the end of the semester:
Karlovy Lazne, here’s looking at you, kid.
When I go to class tipsy because wine is cheaper than water
And my professor asks me if I have been drinking:
