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December 2010

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November 2010

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Nov 30, 2010178 notes
#holiday #cookie #extravaganza
Napa Valley yesss! Idk, this is the first time I get married on tumblr. I guess everyone gets to see what kinky stuffs we're up to

Who wears the pants in this relationship?

Also, since we’re getting hitched, I feel like I should introduce myself properly. My name’s Mel. I feel old on Tumblr but I am in the prime of my life (I think)!!!11 If I could befriend anyone in the entire world it would be Freakazoid, cause he’s the man.

gogogogo

Nov 30, 2010
Well, some California colleges, but those are mainly back-ups. Brown, Amherst, Williams, Davidson, and Duke (my brother goes there). Oof. Probably pissing my pants in kindergarten, but I'm constantly embarrassing myself. In Harry Potter, Hermione. In any series, Scout from To Kill a Mockingbird forever. You?

I SEE YOU’RE COMING TO THE EAST COAST BEAST COAST. Where the fuck is Columbia/NYU on that list? I feel like a mama, but you should know that you are absolutely awesome, and you will have fun no matter where you go.

Brown is decently close to me, though, and I know a lot of good people there, but my ex-boyfriend goes there so I will nay be visiting you.

Jusss sayin. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES

Nov 30, 2010
from your display picture, i can see you are incredibly sexy.

I am getting the same idea from yours, madam.

Yo some day I’m going to post an actual picture of me on here and everyone’s going to be really fucking disappointed that I’m not an Asian dude in a bra.

Nov 30, 20101 note
the super confidential diary of harry potter is beautiful, would you like to marry me? out of interest, have you read any of those georgia nicholson books?

As long as you’re cool with polygamy, I am totes thrilled about our upcoming marriage.

Yez indeeedy. They were ma favorite books in middle school, besides Harry Potter of course.

Nov 30, 20102 notes
Nov 30, 20106 notes
#potty talk #poop #shit #toilets #flatulence #public embarrassment
Nov 30, 201031 notes
#fanfiction #My Immortal #my favorite thing ever
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Nov 30, 2010
#good music
Dude, your fanfiction is the best thing on earth, for real. Gangsta Dean is just hilarious.

I’m glad you like it! Thanks fa readin, homeslice.

Nov 30, 2010
All of your chapters are funny

so much love

Nov 30, 2010
what's the deal with ron and ginny in chapter 9? are you gonna get into incest or something? if you did that would be the creepiest/funniest thing ever. i would trolololol my ass off. maybe, as long as it wasn't too creepy.

Hahahahahaha

Surprises

Nov 30, 2010
Nov 29, 2010257 notes
Who's in?

So if I ranted about dudes on YouTube, would anyone put up a response video of sorts? Would anyone even watch?

I just think it’d be cool if all of a sudden the site was flooded by a bunch of videos berating men. And a bunch of videos talking about periods and tampons and such.

GO TEAM ESTROGEN

Nov 29, 2010
#procrastinating
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Nov 29, 20101,554 notes
Did u get my ask or not? The one I actually propose to u?

Messages got messed up. GRR.

Did you get my answer? As in, yes, totes, we’re getting married.

How do you feel about Napa Valley?

Nov 29, 2010
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Nov 29, 20104 notes
Then it's done my dear, your love for the color yellow makes me love your more. we should get married what about now? right now. this exact moment

LETS MEET UP

But in all actuality, how do you do this friends thing on tumblr? Fuck, I’m so new. Is there like super secret messaging? Or will everyone have to read about our marital exploits?

Nov 29, 2010
Nov 29, 201022,033 notes
#love
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